Saturday, March 22, 2008

Princess Lists

For your reading pleasure, more fun from my www.listography.com:

  • I hate to wear pantyhose.
  • I always say what I'm thinking.
  • I abhor fake and pretentious people. See #2.
  • I couldn't deal with the paparazzi.
  • I can't dance.
  • I'm very clumsy.
  • My religious views are too conservative and too liberating for the general public's approval.
  • I would hate to live far away from my family, and there are no royal families in Ohio to be part of ...
  • I might take too many things personally from the voice of the media.
  • I don't know any princes to marry.


  • I speak French. Everyone knows that princesses must be able to speak French fluently.
  • I have a strong sense of style and great, though somewhat conservative, taste in fashion.
  • I am extremely diplomatic.
  • I love to travel.
  • I love to meet new people and to bring out the best in them.
  • I would be nice to the servants, and never leave them messes to clean up.
  • I would never scandalize the monarchy.
  • I am very well-read.
  • I learned several years ago how to dissuade unwelcome advances from ungentlemanly gentlemen.
  • I adore humanitarian causes.
  • I would look great in a tiara.
  • I would be an incredible patron of the arts.
  • I'm already a princess in God's eyes!

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